a few pieces from my year 12 folio

"I'LL KILL YOU BITCH"


how did i pass art 3/4?

E.T.

some drawings i did from shteven shpeelbergs E.T.



that scribble on elliots eye isnt symbolic i just made a mistake and couldnt be fucked spending one 8th of a second rubbing it out

i leave shit out of drawings because 1. i cant be fucked 2. i dont think people who view my work are stupid and need every piece of visual information to get the point of the work

Brighton Bay shit

this is some shit i did at brighton bay which i dont recommend to anyone to attend.


we had to draw this fucking fruit bowl. so i put some biggie lyrics in so i could make it through the class



and yeah thats it. thats all i did there.

2PAC lives

that he does.. that he does..

1 metre by 1.5 metre drawing

of heaven and hell.
my sincere apologies for shitty photos



ok so this is god, jesus and mary watching tv. theyre not wearing shoes because who fucking wears shoes when theyre trying to relax? riddle me that. jesus is wearing a lady gaga monster ball tour t-shirt but you cant tell in this photo but anyway he went and he loves her. mary is saying to god "put wife swap USA on" because she likes it but also she wishes that maybe one day wife swap would come to her and she could be a normal mother for once. she didnt ask for any of this shit, she was a virgin, she didnt even get told by god that she was carrying his son, he sent his friend i mean girl, your worth more than that. god is a scrub.



the angels. wheres wally (ashtray + cigarettes)


the Warlock King. he's a bowie fan


the Warlock King dancing


this is whitney and ted, they really love eachother. dont be fooled by his demeaning placement of his beer atop her head that was mearly for convenience.




i feel like this is me.


these are some baby demons,theyre too young to have sex but they still enjoy porn and cigarettes.


demon band Thrush Metal. they do biggie covers but also dabble in their own work. the lead singer is the only demon i've done so far with no bush, thats cos she's a lead singer and look she's a busy woman alright.


gettin' loose.

good and evil

i've recently become obsessed with religion, god, the devil, sex and death. so i made up this story which is basically my interpretation of heaven and hell. the blue people are the demons and they have flat heads because they dont have brains. the Warlock King (the devil i guess) is the blue guy with the brain and he controls all the demons with his one brain but they can leave whenever they want but he makes hell really good for them. there is an endless bar tab. and abortions clinics are like 24 hour mcdonalds restaurants.


this is the first drawing i did of the demons. theyre lining up to get ja rule tickets but then someone told them ja rule doesnt record anymore, there's no world tour, and they flipped out. demons are huge ja rule fans, ja rule is their kryptonite.


so in this picture the Warlock King is pink because he's fucking an angel. i read in this book that the only way to conquer evil is to make love to it. then i watched this movie barbarella and pygar the angel goes "angels do not make love, they are love" and everything pink in my work is "good" and everything blue is "evil" so when the Warlock King fucks this angel (who i couldnt be fucked painting pink and i thought it would look shit) he becomes good. but only for the duration of the fuck because he's the Warlock King and someone has to put the kids through college and if he becomes good he cant do his job. i took the feathers from the couch cushion. mum was not impressed.


these are the demons hanging out. the ashtray says "fuck living" but you cant really tell cos the photo is bad and one of the demons is masturbating and has her eyebrows raised its funny in real life but you cant really tell here. most of these drawings are inspired by stills from the movie barbarella, i should show you what this one came from. yeah.

so, similar.. but.. yup.


these are some angels coming back from a party. they have chelsea hair cuts cos chelsea hair cuts are dope and kind of monk-like. but more so they are dope. and skin heads rule. and theyre pink cos theyre "good".

cunt bonanza

this. is. the. vagina jumper. this took me. fucking. AGES.
for 3 weeks (night and day) all i did was sit on the couch, watch the view, and sow pubes. literally for no reason at all. this thing, this monstrosity, has the pewniest shred of meaning behind it. it has nothing to do with gender being something you can put on and wear, i'm really not that deep. this vulgarity came about one day at st jeromes, a friend of mine was telling me this story about how his friend was wearing this flesh coloured jumper and made two folds in it with his fingers and proceeded to make vomitting noises (the language spoken by vaginas.) and it occured to me that this was good and funny but i wanted more. i wanted a whole vagina jumper, covered in vaginas. so i made this. and i had no friends and no life for 3 weeks.
oh and its green because its ill. and the eyes are the clitorises because often the clitoris is hard to find so it would be easier if it was looking right at you.


on my way to the carlton club..

she's the kind you like to flaunt and take to dinner

i love this woman, she is like a fountain of good times and her work makes my head expload
http://elle-ross.blogspot.com/

Funeral in America

this is kind of funny but in all seriousness, who the fuck is he going to take to prom?

Funeral in Taiwan

i read about this 103 year old dude in Taiwan asking in his will to have a stripper dance around his coffin at his funeral. so i drew it. the triangle head isnt a symbol or anything i just couldnt be bothered drawing her face.

this was going to be

a comic book but i got lazy

an exorcism

my scanner is a piece of shit and makes my shweet mustardy yellow look fluro even when i try to edit it. please imagine a sickly yellow/green.

the writting is a quote from this book on how to perform an exorcism. i was doing some googlin' and i came across these christian treats called "cross pops" which is what i've drawn the priest holding as a snack for the devil

life drawing

i'm not so good at drawing things how they look

i used to

write the word "fuck" in whatever food scraps were left over then i stopped eating out and mum doesnt like me swearing in the house

more stories about me and my dad

blog head quarters

the blue hand wreath took me like 3 weeks to make because i dont have a sowing machine i had to do it all by hand. for 3 weeks all i did was sow and watch day time tv. i made this because we have this tradition in Serbia when someone dies you put a huge wreath of roses and like a sash on their grave and when my Deda died i was in Australia and working out shit for uni so i couldnt fly over to Belgrade for the funeral. my dad was in Singapore (just fucking around) so he flew over but i felt really at a loss cos i couldnt be with my family so i made this.
the red wool installation is way less meaningful. my best friend cimi was getting her hair cut and her hair is fucking long sir, like a horses tail and i was like "i wish i could lie under your hair on a skateboard or some form of plank with wheels and just roll under your hair" (just call me mrs. bizarro) so i made this. it looks dope at night when you shine a torch on it.
the tin foil on the wall is just me ripping off andy warhol.

the first time i drew private parts

i was a weird child.