Wednesday, May 26, 2010

cher

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holding bongs
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smoking a joint
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sooking
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laughing
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cher on maury povich, text says
maury: cher that is one heck of a poncho
cher: oh thanks maury but what i really want to talk about is me being pregnant

dont really dig this

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trishna and krishna??

way harsh tye

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cher and a demon at the mall, in hell you go green when you get knocked up.
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cher asking the devil for an abortion
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big version
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cher after the abortion
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cher a week after the abortion

Tuesday, May 25, 2010

there is more to come

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self explanitory
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it really is
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this is supposed to be doon arbus although it looks nothing like her
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this is supposed to be cher from clueless (i seriously cant draw dude) and a demon just being cute
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saw this on a current affair. weird.

Tuesday, May 11, 2010

the video

that took 2 weeks to make and goes for 2 minutes. it took me about a week to figure out how to download videos off of youtube, and another week to figure out how to convert youtube files into something my windows movie maker could understand, plus add a virus and my laziness. this is just a sample of some of the things i've been watching on youtube over the past couple of weeks. we've been set this project at school to make something out of found drawings. so i found some stuff on youtube and i plan to make some sculptural pieces and do some drawings based on this.

my work..

..is like bar nuts. it goes really well with beer but its a little germy and you know you probably shouldnt eat it but you figure, "hey, i aint dead yet"

thankyou

for all the positive feedback from kids who have been lurking on the blog, but i'm still waiting on my death threats because thats when you know you've really made it!
also thankyou for waiting, i had a porn virus on my computer for a while so i couldnt access zee blowg but fear not new work is here
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"I SOLD MY BODY FOR A DOUBLE CHEESE BURGER WIT BACON, A CAN O' SODA, AND A PACKET O' CIGARS" (from youtube)
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this drawing is about this nun who hits the bewg once in a while. she's pretty secretive about it and none of her other sisters know except probably her best friend. basically its about how there is alot of shit surrounding the church i.e. child abuse, and this is one nun who has just had it up to here and needs to cut loose once in a while, who are we to judge?
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apologies for the bad scan and efforts to edit using crappy microsoft picture editing program
words read; "so i realise this is a bad time but i think i should let you know, when we fuck, i'm thinking about cosmo kramer"
"the actor who plays him or the character??"
"the character"
"yeah me too"
these guys are cute together
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19 year old homeless boy tweaky dave said this in 1993 on the jerry springer show. when he was 9 his heroin addict father shot him in the stomach so he ran away to hollywood because he wanted to be a rock star. unfortunatly that plan failed and he spent 10 years on the street prostituting himself because he was too small to mug people for money for food. he later started dealing and using drugs. then he developed leukemia. and now he feels guilty, for what i have no idea but this whole thing really moved me man, like, had a few tears.
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bunnies and demons with child-bearing hips (yeah her phat ass was kind of an accident, i'm not too good with proportions)
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yeah so i kind of have a huge crush on the guy
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self portrait
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the guy played the organ and "despised gym class" (quote from the satanic bible which i finally fucking got in the mail after waiting 3 weeks and complaining the whole fucking time)
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alright laugh all you want but this shit is serious. i was thinking the other day about what is was like for jesus growing up and what kind of pressure he felt during his young manhood. then i was thinking about what it would be like if the whole immaculate conception happened today. would jesus be in who weekly? would he have a facebook? would he be down with wearing gimicky t-shirts as shown above? or would he be grounded? i donno sometimes i just wonder if god ever let jesus party or if jesus ever rebelled against god, his father, a guy he never even met (or maybe they met i donno but i highly doubt the guy took his son fishing or taught him how to ride a bike)
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again, jesus just gettin' loosey-goosey, acting like a regular guy in his early 20's

Sunday, May 2, 2010

youtube

been watching a lot of it lately. especially this kind of thing:

so i made some drawings
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the girl who said this, vicky, has some really good morals i think, but it was just a bad situation for her to exercise those morals. she talks about being who she is and not letting anyone stop her and i dig that.
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we've all been there
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vicky again, she knows what she wants
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this isnt actually off youtube but it could be. a friend of mine told me this story about a boy i went to primary school with. he fucked this model cos he's a total babe and he can just fuck models, any she just bled everywhere and then all his friends started calling this model girl "bleed unit". say it like you would say "g unit" its funny
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all dat glitters is gold

more youtube inspired works to come over the next 6 weeks, got a big project from uni